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Excerpt from my note to my contractor, Rob: It was a dark and stormy day when they found a body washed up on shore. "Oh, my god, it's that dreadful electrician," she thought as she stared down into his white and bloated face with the black electrical tape wrapped around his neck. The fish had eaten his eyeballs out. He lay there half in and half out of the water but he was wearing his gray shirt with his name embroidered happily in red. That … [Read more...] about Why Electricians Should Not HONK OFF Their Mystery Writer Clients