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Why Electricians Should Not HONK OFF Their Mystery Writer Clients

October 29, 2011 by Joanna Slan

Excerpt from my note to my contractor, Rob:

It was a dark and stormy day when they found a body washed up on shore. “Oh, my god, it’s that dreadful electrician,” she thought as she stared down into his white and bloated face with the black electrical tape wrapped around his neck. The fish had eaten his eyeballs out. He lay there half in and half out of the water but he was wearing his gray shirt with his name embroidered happily in red. That

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  1. Sarah says

    October 29, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    LOL! We must have the same electrician! 🙂

  2. Joanna Campbell Slan says

    October 29, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    Hmm. Is yours dead, too?

  3. Sharon H says

    November 1, 2011 at 1:08 am

    I take it he did a lousy job?

  4. Anonymous says

    March 27, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    getting even is so nice.

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